December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
You know what's awkward ?
Seeing someone you used to be close to, but don’t talk to anymore. You kind of just look at each other, and maybe say hi, or just walk away and pretend you never saw them. You act like you never even knew each other to begin with, like strangers.
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I'm a poor person with a very expensive taste
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5 days until Christmas.
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November like last week?